naughtysalamander:

male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot

aubreylstallard:

David Lynch, Oh My Thoughts They Are So Mixed Up And Funny (2013)

aubreylstallard:

David Lynch, Oh My Thoughts They Are So Mixed Up And Funny (2013)

(Source: vegetablesoup)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SELF
Some mothafucka at school has to make me treats & then Sara’s taking me to Foxygen. So, like, not the worst Monday ever. 

this is like the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

(Source: vasuki)

NOW IT’S PRE-BIRTHDAY DAY
brunch and more drinks more fancy dinner less parents more presents more sexytime

"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."

(via spuandi)

Honestly this will always be my #1 favorite quote to life

(via sheathegay)

HAPPY PRE-PRE-BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE!
pretending the entire weekend is my birthday starting with dranks & fancy dinner with D & parents

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